Posts Tagged ‘Creepers’

There always has to be that one group of guys that think they’re so awesome because every waitress they make an inappropriate, perverted comment to acts like its cool and sometimes even smiles. Note to all the douche-bags who pull this one: we smile because we are paid to do so…and we continue to talk to you and act as if we give a fuck weather or not you’re enjoying your entree because we literally cannot leave…and most importantly take note that you all are disgusting! K, thanks!


-Creeper [cuh-reeee-perrr] noun:
1.) Those people that never seem to get sick of eating the same meal at the same restaurant 1-5 times per week or telling the same story over and over again. Creepers eat alone and painstakingly attempt to flirt with every female employee within their range of vision.

Something managers may want to remind potential candidates prior to hiring: “you will absolutely encounter at least one creeper per shift, either brace yourself or seriously consider another profession”.