Posts Tagged ‘don’t touch anything’

It was a fairly cold day of the week when a family of 5 wanted to sit at a table on the patio. The restaurant of course have heaters for the colder days and therefore had them turned on this particular afternoon. Still, this idiot family decides they want to open one of our patio umbrellas for ‘extra shade.’ No surprise when the umbrella and woman’s hair catch fire because they opened it under the heater.

Come in, sit down, and PLEASE. Don’t. Touch. Anything.