Posts Tagged ‘drugs’

This dude comes in to my bar, acting pretty normal. Two beers in, out of nowhere, he decides someone is going to shoot him and that someone is hiding in the bar. I’m assuming the shrooms hit or something. This guy backs up to the wall and starts screaming for everyone to back off. When the bouncer approaches, he starts screaming “YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME AREN’T YOU?!” On and on until finally, he just bolts out the front door at full speed. Assuming that was it, normal bar business resumes.

Then cops show up looking for the bouncer who “threatened to kill this man while brandishing a weapon.” Apparently this idiot ran down the road until he saw a cop car which he then jumped in front of while screaming “THEY’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!” So everyone explains to the cops that this guy has lost it and no one here has a gun, let alone is trying to kill him. The cops look at the bouncer and say “Are you on drugs?” “Umm no.” “Is he on drugs?” “Probably.” “Okay. Have a good one.” And that guy promptly went to jail.

-Jason

That awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom to find a fellow co-worker racking lines off the toilet…

-Danielle

Serving at a bar, and this girl asks me to do something about a group of girls being in the only bathroom for over 45 minutes. I bust in after they refuse to open the door. They claim their friend is sick (food poisoning, lol) Turns out they were shooting up and we had to call an ambulance for the girl who apparently took on more than she could handle. Lame.

-Jack