Posts Tagged ‘#Dumbcustomers’

The following scenario or any scenario remotely similar to the following should not, under any circumstance, yield confusion:

me charging you for 5 drinks when you ordered 10….unless you thought you were getting them all comped…which wlll NEVER happen.

Note to all the confused: as long as you are being served by servers (who rely on tips to pay for life), getting hooked up for only half of the drinks consumed throughout the night really isn’t half bad.

-Heather

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You know you have entitlement issues when your:
1.) Full grown and obviously middle-aged
2.) Still not old enough to experience shame when you break into tears because the seat you want is currently not available

-Maria