Posts Tagged ‘how to be a host’

It’s Totally From the Sea of Tranquility

Posted: February 24, 2014 in Funny, Stories
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I was a host for a busy seafood place and the waiters were dumb as rocks, so I used to mess with them all the time. One story sticks out:

Waitress: My customer wants to know where this fish is from?

Me: The Sea of Tranquility.

Waitress: Thanks!

Giggle, giggle, heel-spin, and she’s telling the table where its from.

*1 minute later*

Waitress: You are such a fucking asshole!

-Katie

And Then She Started Crying…

Posted: November 30, 2013 in Embarrassing, Stories
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I am a host. Tonight I showed a girl to her table. Twenty minutes later I had to remove the same girl as she was crying her heart out (very loudly!) having been stood up!

-Rick