Posts Tagged ‘mayonnaise’

I used to work in a Japanese restaurant, and everyone thinks they know the right way to eat this stuff, and everyone eats it differently, so I’m used to odd special requests.

One day this guy comes in by himself, orders a couple maki, and a side of mayonnaise. He’s very specific – he wants like a little ramekin filled with it.

That’s a new one on me, but we use mayo in some of our sauces, and the customer is always right so… I hand him the mayonnaise. I take off, kind of forgetting about it until I walk by his table, and he’s eating the mayo by the spoonful in between bites of sushi.

Don’t people know cellulite is the main ingredient in mayonnaise?