Posts Tagged ‘olive garden’

I work at a restaurant where it is required grate cheese onto your dish (lol euphemisms) if you’re so inclined. It’s common practice to be a doucher/douchebaguette and say, “Don’t stop until your arm gets tired!” and things of that effect. Every table. Every time.

– Chris

It blows my mind how many more cheap assholes show up when my restaurant advertises our unlimited soup salad and bread stick meal….I get it, you are going to run me all over the restaurant for an hour while you slurp down 4 bowls of soup and demand more salty bread sticks to soak up all that extra ranch your fupa is demanding you consume….but do you really have to tip me $1????