I (21 yrs old) was waiting the lunch shift for a group of older (70-80 yrs old) women. It’s maybe 1pm and they are all visibly hammered off the margaritas they have been drinking for an hour. They finally are ready to eat, so I begin taking their order. One of them ordered catfish. I asked if she would like it fried, grilled or blackened. The woman sitting next to her needles her elbow into her side and says “You have always liked it black”. They all start laughing. I play it off and laugh a little too. I then ask her what two sides she would like with it. She focuses her eyes and stares at me very seriously. “I’ll take you and that one over there with the beard” while motioning towards my waiter bud Chris. I had been hit on occasionally while working there, but never so blatantly and never by anyone who was the same age as my grandmother. Suffice to say, every time I returned to the table, there was loud talk going on, almost exclusively about sex, sex toys and who in the restaurant they would fuck.
Old drunk ladies are pervy…
-Joe