Posts Tagged ‘vomit’

I had a customer order a 72 ounce steak with all the fixins; he was about 150lbs soaking wet. I watched him eat this monstrosity with the salad, baked potato and rice in 20 minutes (he got it for free, that was the deal). He seemed to go into a daze at the table and become non-responsive, projectile vomited across the table splashing the three tables in the immediate vicinity, fall of his chair and immediately begin violent seizures. We called the paramedics and the poor guy got carried out on a stretcher (I later learned he was ok, but his body went into shock for consuming a small cow in one sitting). The total bill for the party of 4 was $600 and change; they left me a $200 tip. They were regulars, but we never saw them again.

-Curtis

A few years back I worked as a bartender at a local chain. One evening a middle aged deaf couple come in and have some drinks. They strike up a conversation with me through lip reading and notes. The wife of the couple proceeds to get increasingly drunk, and before long it comes out that they’re having some difficulty in their relationship but are trying to make it work.

Before long I notice that the man has disappeared. Speaking with the now completely drunk woman I ascertain that they got into an argument and the man had left her there. At this point my manager calls her a cab in an attempt to get her home.

Eventually, the cab shows up and me and my manager attempt to get the now utterly shitfaced deaf lady into the cab. The cab driver refuses saying that she is too drunk and he will not allow her in the cab, and then drives off. We bring her back inside, and the place is closing up at this point, with her just hanging out at a table while they figure out what to do with her. I am finishing up with my¬†closing¬†duties when one of the other employees begin to notice that she has passed out in a booth, peed her pants, and thrown up all over her self…..

Thank god her husband back up and took her home after apologizing for leaving her there.

-Darcilyn

I had a customer order a 72 ounce steak with all the fixins; he was about 150lbs soaking wet. I watched him eat this monstrosity with the salad, baked potato and rice in 20 minutes (he got it for free, that was the deal). He seemed to go into a daze at the table and become non-responsive, projectile vomited across the table splashing the three tables in the immediate vicinity, fall of his chair and immediately begin violent seizures. We called the paramedics and the poor guy got carried out on a stretcher (I later learned he was ok, but his body went into shock for consuming a small cow in one sitting).

-Brandon

Today was a new entry to my server stories log. I had a vegetarian make himself vomit at a table because I unintentionally brought him non-vegetarian soup.

-Steve