I had a customer order a 72 ounce steak with all the fixins; he was about 150lbs soaking wet. I watched him eat this monstrosity with the salad, baked potato and rice in 20 minutes (he got it for free, that was the deal). He seemed to go into a daze at the table and become non-responsive, projectile vomited across the table splashing the three tables in the immediate vicinity, fall of his chair and immediately begin violent seizures. We called the paramedics and the poor guy got carried out on a stretcher (I later learned he was ok, but his body went into shock for consuming a small cow in one sitting). The total bill for the party of 4 was $600 and change; they left me a $200 tip. They were regulars, but we never saw them again.
-Curtis