Posts Tagged ‘waitress rant’

I worked at Red Lobster. People always used to call up and ask if we had crabs. I always laughed even though people did it a lot.

-Ben

That moment when you forget if you put diet cokes on the right side of your trey or the left side…

– Amanda

So, if you don’t have the money to leave a tip..order take out so i don’t have to clean up your shit. it’s not my fucking job to clean up your shit for free. i’m not your mom.

-Jenny