You need this more than I do….
Right in front of the Cinnabon..how romantic….
Make some cash…
“It’s possible to die from eating…I think being a professional mean you don’t die….”
It will never cease to amaze me how barbaric drunk people get
You thought your night was bad?
Can I start you guys off with some drinks? Maybe a nice tall glass of I-hate-my-life?
and I complain when I have to run 2 hot teas….
Do you have any STD’s, no? great, would you mind getting one?
At the entrance is our mascot….a poo poo!
Na you don’t want any of that shit….you got any blow?
Can you please escort these two ladies….back to plastic surgery
Where’s the second Juan? You know the Juan that came in after the first Juan….
My faith in humanity is officially restored
We not fat……We is pleasingly plump
I know the owner!….(sure you do asshole, and I bet he wants you acting a fool in his restaurant) This guys needs to get beat up
Can I get a boneless skinless chicken breast lightly seasoned…..NO SECUUUURITY!
Like he needs any more FRIED fish….
I bite the fry the fry bites back!!!!
I get the same way waiting for deep dish pizza….
You have foot-longs here?
We want fun shots
I Can’t wait to look like David Blaine behind my bar
Every pre-shift looks like a pack of barbarians that haven’t eaten in weeks….
Ok I am ready, Hold on one second…
Sounds like a choking squirrel…
Ooooo Yummm eeeemm That does sound good….
She smells like salmon and farts
I just fell in love
I just wanted a jack and coke…